Opera singer sues due to surgery

"SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman" (dasborgen) 01/28/2014 at 22:32 • Filed to: None

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She claims the surgery made her fart when she sings

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http://www.newser.com/story/181369/o…

YSI-what can brown do for you > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 01/28/2014 at 22:34

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If this is for real, it is really really funny.

offroadkarter > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 01/28/2014 at 22:35

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we covered this a bit earlier, its on gawker. But I don't blame you if you missed it because I don't like going on gawker either.

For some reason I can't stop farting today, but last time I checked I don't have a vagina merged with my asshole. I don't even have a vagina, so I don't know whats going on in my insides.

M54B30 > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 01/28/2014 at 22:37

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And my wife said pregnancy is causing hers. I don't believe either, but I know better than to let them know....

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 01/28/2014 at 22:38

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So, they ripped her taint, and now she farts when she sings?

Brian, The Life of > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 01/28/2014 at 22:48

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They usually charge extra for that.

JACU - I've got bonifides. > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 01/28/2014 at 22:51

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This is really not a big deal. Whenever I sing it sounds like geese farts on a muggy day. And it's not like they're mic'ing her ass. Right? Are they? I'm not altogether sure how opera works.

PatBateman > Brian, The Life of 01/28/2014 at 22:53

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She was comp'ed. The surgeon has a great sense of humor and charity.

Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 01/28/2014 at 23:05

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What's so bad about farting.

It's so relaxing.

If it wasn't awkward with my dormmate here, I would fart all day long.

Nibby > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 01/28/2014 at 23:59

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Sounds like she had a... shitty operation.

Nibbles > Nibby 01/29/2014 at 09:12

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